Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Not even in prison and I got violated


While working around the house, I sometimes put things behind me on my wheelchair seat. Mental note, don't set a pair of needle nose pliers on your seat behind you and forget about them. I did just that and when I sat back, I punctured my right butt cheek. The plus is that I now know that I can stand up in the blink of an eye. I don't think I have ever moved that fast before.

Forgot to mention that while I was standing there with my pants down holding my poor wounded butt cheek, Kat laughed her ass off.

3 comments:

Eldredge Family said...

LOLOLOLOL!!! I think its funny! I would have been lying on the floor laughing right along with KAT!

Liz said...

Sorry Jeremy I had a good laugh at your expense! I had a friend about 20 years ago left her sewing scissors in her chair. They fell, open, between the cusion and side wall of the chair. When she sat back down she was impaled to the hilt of the scissor. That resulted in a trip to the ER and stitches and a lengthy recovery so it could have been worse.

Monica Morales, Mike King, & Blue Morales said...

I've walked barefoot into the kitchen before after a glass was broken, but at least I could sit afterwards. OUCH!!!

~Monica